In 1972 a team of crack monkey handlers was sent to university by their mothers for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped a maximum security medical school to the London underground. Today, still wanted by the student loans company, they survive as men of ineptitude. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the Bonobos
The Bonobos
The German, Benjamin Rhubard Berlyn
Benjamin's strength lies in his unyielding confidence, often misinterpreted as uncanny arrogance
Resident Gyppo, John Player & Sons Millar
Chief procrastinator of the team, John adds a unique dimension to the team with his ability to do 1,000 press ups in a week and bench press Llama Zalecki 3 times daily
Gypsy catcher, Jon Breakback Bowen
Jon's youth and vigor dovetails superlatively with the wisdom and virtues of his fellow bonobos
Baboonaphile, Ollie Googllaptie Bowes
Ollie is currently training fellow bonobos in his own image
Chief Monkey Handler, Craig Llama Zalecki
Craig's experimental curiosity will serve him well in the pursuit of his global ambition to be a bogeyman
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